Okay... so here's the bad news....there seems to be a problem with my Pay Pal account and I need to spend some time sending out personal bank info to get it all straightened out. Of course, I am shocked by this turn of events as I gave up my Pay Pal account when I completed the 12 step program to beat my eBay addiction. The email goes on to say: "If you choose to ignore our request, you leave us no choice but to temporaly suspend your account." Can they do that?! Temporaly? I had no idea!
But, hey, it wasn't all bad....The good news is that apparently I have won some international lottery and will soon be rolling in 1 million euros! Thanks to the whole Pay Pal debacle, I will have already come up with the personal bank info that they need in order to put that moolah in my account. And.... then I can use all my new money on that good deal I just got offered on Viagra to make my penis hard all night...
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I am constantly contacted by God fearing people who wish to share their million dollar legacies with me...if i will beso kind as to give them my full name and bank account info
A million EUROS? We're livin' large now. Put it in a lock box, meet me in Tahiti, (or saginaw, michigan), and make MY penis hard all night. Faget da blu.
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ok-so this post was August 11th, and by my calculations it's.........ummmmmmm...ok calendar is NOt handy but I know it's WEEKS past the eleventh and COME ON PEEDLES you need to get your blog on girl. I'm sure you have performed an interesting sex act, consorted with unscupulous people or SOMETHING since this last post.
You are my only hope obi wan kanobie
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